Monday, October 31, 2005

Happy Halloween you Pagan Witches

So the Packers are 1-6....1-6!!!!! What the hell is going on with those turds. Oh yeah, I know. NEW COACH NEEDED. APPLY WITHIN.

Abe's costume was pretty good this Saturday. I almost didn't make it backing out of my spot. Joe was loaded. Joel was out, which was cool. Derek and Keeley decided that her kid was more important than alcohol. Now listen, I don't even drink, but at least I know what the right decision was. And they didn't make it.

I'm going for my second night with the Reptoids tonight. Hopefully I play to their specification without being a total douche bag waste of time. I wonder why douche bag is an insult. I mean, it's always by vagina, cleaning it out. Maybe it's just the way it sounds. Ponder that shit motherfuckers.

3 comments:

TTboyArDee said...

"Derek and Keeley decided that her kid was more important than alcohol."

what the fuck? they have a .....oh, HER kid. my kids will be raised on whiskey, marlboro reds, and night of th living dead. they will love halloween if i have to chain up in the basement, kill, and reanimate them.

Josh said...

I'm more along the lines of a police-state type raising. Sure they'll hide in the closet from me, but I'll be raising revolutionaries! I'll put the KGB in parenting.

Vaeric said...

I'm glad someone like that damn costume